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Indulgences Return? Indulgence Never Left

Posted in On Pastoring, SCREAM, rethinking church with tags , , on February 12, 2009 by Caught Thinking

church-for-sale_jpg-copy“Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio,” it states on the website, “recently announced that parishioners in the Diocese of Brooklyn can receive plenary indulgences for participation in events connected with the 2008-2009 jubilee year of St. Paul the Apostle proclaimed by Pope Benedict XVI in May.”

Paul Vitello writes an intriguing article about the return of plenary indulgence, and how one might earn them again, for the N.Y. Times.  Be mindful, there is a limit of one indulgence per day, per sinner.  You can still earn the forgiveness of sins for a deceased loved one, except it will cost you something other than cash.  Actually, you can still exchange cash for forgiveness but it needs to be defined as charitable giving.

The practice of selling indulgences was denounced by Martin Luther in 1517 while igniting the Protestant Reformation.  The main point being that Justification by faith alone on the authority of Scripture as God’s inspired Word is the gospel.  The gospel needs no amendments and the forgiving of sins can only be purchased by death, and that death for our debt of sin was paid in full by Jesus Christ on the Cross.

Until recently, I spent the better part of my life as a member of the Pentecostal or Charismatic church.  One of the reasons I am no longer a part of said churches is because of the lack of focus and reflection on the issues of the Reformation.  Quite frankly, I grew appalled at the thoughtlessness that I found to be present in myself and many of the leaders of the church.  I had  to think.  I needed to serve God with all my mind, and since I was caught thinking and that was so wrong, my departure was inevitable.

I would argue that the Charismatic church is also in the business of selling indulgences.  Certainly none in these circles would sell you the forgiveness of sin.  Short of that, whatever you want can be had for the right price, as I wrote in Rethinking What We Sell.   The entire healing line is available:  physical, emotional, mental, spiritual, marital and, yes, financial can all be had at the right conference for the right price.  I’m sorry, everything else is available for the right donation.  (I misspoke.)  Donations, of course, do benefit the lead “servants” and primary benefactors of these NON PROFIT organizations to a fault.  I’m still waiting for the congressional hearing on the over-compensation and excessive bonuses of many of these pastors whose collective greed is causing a recession in the souls of millions, and the local pastors who live just large enough to stay under the radar, while they do little to nothing for the common people or community.

The theology of Indulgence is rampant in the black church community.  You can even decide exactly what blessing you want and “plant a seed of faith” — translation:  give more money.  This  concept of the seed faith offering was invented by James Eugene Ewing, who has long run a scam known as St. Matthew’s Churches.

The reality is that the economy is in great shape compared to the great depression being experienced in the spiritual economy of our day.

People like being indulged.  They want to hear that they can have whatever they want.  Tell them they can, and they’ll do whatever you want, like pay for forgiveness and purchase houses that require two months’ salary for one mortgage payment.

People like prosperity.  They want to obtain whatever they want.  They’ll tell you whatever you want to hear for the right price, tithe, or offering.  Please don’t indulge me.

2 Timothy 4:3,4–”For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires; and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.”

To Hell With My Hair

Posted in SCREAM on January 20, 2009 by Caught Thinking

kwesihairIt was close enough to Christmas that I was in the grocery store trying to purchase the last-minute forgotten items for the big dinner.  I was focused and intent on getting back to the line in time, so I left a couple of friends holding my place.   I noticed a grandmotherly lady taking her time as if she had nowhere to go.  She was wearing a skirt that covered her ankles and her salt-and-pepper, better-than-shoulder-length hair was the only other thing that stood out.  One of my treasured items laid on the shelf she stood in front of.  I politely reached to get it, nearly ready to dart to the check-out.

“Excuse me,” the feminine and matured voice got my attention, but not as much as what was to come.  ” Sir, can I ask you a question?”

” Sure,” I responded.

“What are you going to do when the Lord comes and He says you can’t make it in because of all that long hair?”

A hundred smart, savvy, and not-so-righteous things flashed through my mind.  I had to fight the urge to break out in song and sing some India Arie.  (For those who don’t know, she sings a wonderful song called “I Am Not My Hair.”)

Instead, I decided to explore.

“What would make you believe that I won’t make it in because of my hair?” I asked her.

“Oh, I’ll be glad to tell you.  When you go home read ______________________.”  Trying to explain that her understanding was flawed and her interpretation out of context was like telling a child that candy is not good for you.  It fell on deaf ears.

Just when I was getting my theologian hat out of my back pocket, the phone rang.  I was out of time and in disbelief that a fellow saint had just wished me a Merry Christmas by saying that I was going to hell with my hair.

Is this really what a relationship with Jesus Christ is all about?  Is this judgment and condemnation of strangers effective evangelism?  Wait… was she even trying to tell me about Jesus or salvation?  I’ll never know.  What I do know is this:  I love God, and I love my hair.

A Year’s Worth of Conversation

Posted in Devotional, Family, Prayers, SCREAM, Stuck, Way to Serve!, rethinking church with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2008 by Caught Thinking

Merry Christmas!

Wow! Can you believe another year has gone by? It’s been a year full of change, challenge, and the confrontation that is always necessary when you are working towards vision. One of the things that we often have to challenge is our old way of thinking. We can get so comfortable, that we stop thinking, stop evaluating, and stop asking questions. Life just becomes routine and things like church and career slowly lose their meaning. At the beginning of this year, I had to admit to myself, and to you, that personal relationship with Christ had become convoluted. Relationship can quickly become religious with rules and routine. What I had was rules and routine. What I wanted was relationship!

How do you move from religion to relationship? You rethink how you’ve come to that place. You begin by asking questions, confronting old ideas, and having honest conversations. One of the greatest joys of this year has been having this conversation with you. Some have emailed me directly; some shared their opinion on the blog, and yet still some have been offended and have chosen to disengage. It’s all good, real conversation which causes all sorts of reactions and emotions.

So in case you missed it, here are some of the top conversations of the year. Read them for the first time or read them again and rethink your position. Invite others to reevaluate and converse with you, or join the conversation on the blog. Thanks for being there. May the New Year bring you a renewed relationship with Christ and those around you. Here we go . . .

The Pastoral Conversation, I think this generated some hate mail.

Re-thinking Pastoral Authority25 comments

Re-thinking Pastoral Accountability11 comments

When Preachers Lie On God5 comments

Rethinking Who Speaks for God2 comments

Who can forget the Tithe Conversation, people get so passionate about money.

Tithe – Not what Malachi 3 is about16 comments

Tithe – The Heart of the Matter7 comments

Tithe – Support for the poor5 comments

Tithe – The original purpose4 comments

Tithe — The Eternal Principle 3 comments

Tithe – The Disconnect 2 comments

The Church As Is Conversation was very insightful

Questions About Church As-Is27 comments

Re-thinking the way we dress for church20 comments

When Christians Have Sex16 comments

Rethinking What We Sell11 comments

A Faith I Can Live With5 comments

The Theology Conversation

Rethinking What God Said8 comments

Christians’ Personal Responsibility4 comments

Rethinking Orthopraxy2 comments

Who’s Influencing Your Theology?

Thinking Theology

It’s been a great year! Thanks again for being a part of the conversation. You never know where the conversation will lead, so keep checking the blog often. I love your insight and input, so leave me lots of comments for Christmas. Happy reading and once again, Merry Christmas!!!

When Christians Have Sex

Posted in SCREAM, rethinking church on November 19, 2008 by Caught Thinking

Pastor Ed Young was in the News again recently because of his 7 day sex challenge.  It’s not the fist time that he’s preached about sex with a King-size bed as a prop, so it’s neither here nor there for me.  Some people love the idea, like this mom.  Some think it’s a denial of the power of the Word of God and question the use of a prop, like this married man.  And still some think it’s a return to the 7o’s free love, like another married man here.  Personally, I was more intrigued by the 30 day sex challenge issued by the Relevant Church as reported here.  You can also purchase the book at the Relevant blog I linked earlier.

I can imagine that a lot of men dream about 30 days of sex, and a lot of women dream about 30 days of intimacy.  Here’s the the question many have asked privately, but you know me.  I think all things can be discussed intelligently.  What types of sex are we talking about?  Another way to ask the question is, are there restrictions on the types of sex that married christian couples can participate in?

How far is too far?  Are we all called to be missionaries?  Or is there liberty in the non-essentials?

Abortion, Homosexuality and Christian Hate!

Posted in SCREAM on November 12, 2008 by Caught Thinking

It’s really way too late to be writing a post, but I tire of the sarcasm, negativity and skepticism coming from professing Christians about the fact the Mr. Obama will be their next president, much like Katrice here .

As always, the narrow focus of those on the far right are the hot topics, (that seem to be all that they care about) — abortion and homosexuality.  Quite frankly, it seems like what most Christian conservatives really want is to damn all pro-abortion, (different than pro-choice), and homosexual people to hell.  Way to reach them, church, ay?

See, I remember reading of reactions like this:  “Jesus, why are you talking to the tax collectors?” they whined.  “Jesus, how dare you associate with a woman like that!”  “Jesus, why don’t your disciples wash their hands?”  It’s always so easy to talk about other people’s sin.

Let’s get this clear.  There are African-American Christians who are not Obama supporters.  I have no problem with them or with anyone who is not an Obama supporter, but I am.  Yes that’s right, I am a Christian and I support Mr. Obama.  Biblically speaking, for what it’s worth, you must as well, come this January.

What I find interesting is the hatred, bitterness and name-calling that “Christians” feel the liberty to publish.  They say foolish things like, “People think Mr.  Obama is the Messiah,” or derogatory things like, “He’s the anti-Christ,” and this is all while trying to what — reach others for Christ?  Give me a break, for real.

Listen here, children!

Do me a favor.  Go dust off your bibles and read the book of James.  When you get to part about looking in the mirror and walking away, stop.  Try something new.  Look at yourself, deal with your own sins and your own issues.  Remember them?

There is one thing that the bible talks about way more than homosexuality and abortion, and that is love.  People are God’s greatest treasure.  All people!  Loving people is our greatest responsibility!  Loving them, not bullying them into our way of thinking.   Love your neighbor — your Black, Latino, Asian, Caucasian, Democratic, Republican or Independent neighbor — as yourself.  We don’t get a pass.  We are to love everybody.

Don’t pee on my feet and tell me it’s raining!

Ironically, we Christians have our heads so far up our Bibles that we think being hateful is a way to stop the hate of abortion, and we are deluded enough to be convinced that treating homosexuals with contempt, shunning them, and despising them is a sure-fire way to force them to accept the LOVE of Christ.  Go figure!

These are the things — this hate, this arrogance, this  willful amnesia — that such were some of you.  These are the things that Christians do that make me wanna cuss!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
—  Mahatma Gandhi